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geekymerch:

Happy Birthday, Shakespeare!

Shakespeare was born in Stratford-upon-Avon and baptised there on 26 April 1564. His actual date of birth remains unknown, but is traditionally observed on 23 April, Saint George’s Day. This date, which can be traced back to an 18th-century scholar’s mistake, has proved appealing to biographers, since Shakespeare died 23 April 1616. (x)

Check out all this awesome Shakespeare themed merch at the following links:


demon-of-the-crossroads:

hooksjollyroger:

annabellioncourt:

Loophole found. Button pushed.

BUTTON PRESSING INTENSIFIES

*breaks finger from pressing the button so many times*


addicted-to-phan-girling:

Peeta practices his pole dancing moves

I’m literally dying in the car and my mom is silently judging me


mostlycatsmostly:

all of this


instagrarn:

subwaywhore:

subwaywhore:

This is what happens when you spill flour on a cat 
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Phantom if the opurra



allyson-wonderlnd:

i wear your grand dads clothes

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i look incredible

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eastcoastslang:

im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars 


frostbackcat:

doncheftw:

grizz-z:

brownglucose:

iverbz:

MY NIGGA MOVED.

Children have zero sense of fear

He just ran a 4.3 sec 40

NYOOM

You know those movies where you see a child standing directly in harm’s way, even tho they clearly see it coming? Yea apparently that’s not a cliche.


ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?


-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"


moniker-padacklyte:

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

the best part is you literally turned him on