Happy Birthday, Shakespeare!
Shakespeare was born in Stratford-upon-Avon and baptised there on 26 April 1564. His actual date of birth remains unknown, but is traditionally observed on 23 April, Saint George’s Day. This date, which can be traced back to an 18th-century scholar’s mistake, has proved appealing to biographers, since Shakespeare died 23 April 1616. (x)
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Loophole found. Button pushed.
BUTTON PRESSING INTENSIFIES
*breaks finger from pressing the button so many times*
Peeta practices his pole dancing moves
I’m literally dying in the car and my mom is silently judging me
This is what happens when you spill flour on a cat
Phantom if the opurra
im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars
MY NIGGA MOVED.
Children have zero sense of fear
He just ran a 4.3 sec 40
You know those movies where you see a child standing directly in harm’s way, even tho they clearly see it coming? Yea apparently that’s not a cliche.
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
the best part is you literally turned him on